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“I’m not mocking you, I’m mocking with you.”--Ellen L.
“Y equals…wait, that’s not right”--Porter (Writing “y=” on
board)
“Some of them are a little unclean. Not in a fun way.”--Meyer
“They like Ann Coulter because they’re the anti-christ
too.”--Nimo
(on Fox News)
“You have no idea how grouped I am right now.”--Ellen L.
“Being killed by someone you thought was your best friend
would be the
worst. That would just kill me.”--Tina
“He wants that horse to be his pickup line.”--Wegner
“If you’re a hunter, or a grizzly bear, or a pack of
wolves….”--Meyer
“The courses are called something more, I don’t know, sexy in
a
way.”--Schwartz
“I’m a nasty old man.”--Kennedy
“I want them to tell me where to put my thumb!”--Amanda
“I believe in creationism. Stop stroking Catherine.”--Carolyn
“Math is lipids.”--Chase
“That’s why fat people are good at it.”--Carolyn
“I just applied logic, which I never do.”--Ben K.
“This is a garden of Eden that’s got some issues.”--Kennedy
“Fruit snacks are like Jesus, you can’t throw them.”--Ellen L.
“I’m getting nowhere, but this is fun. But I’m getting
everywhere.”--Meyer
“They were like, ‘Well Michelangelo is paid by me, therefore
I’m
cool.’”--Meyer
“I’m like, the abbreviation crusader.”--Emma O-R
“Make sure that if you come over by this table that you get
some
pox.”--Porter
“Are we clingy here? Yes.”--Kennedy
“Let me give you a formal definition. It’s not a formal
definition.”--Porter
“Prostitution isn’t always literal.”--Alyssa
“I wouldn’t call him a fool or a hero, I’d just call him a
dude in
space.”--Eric
“English history is like a big soap opera.”--Meyer