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Academic Year 2006-2007
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“Metaphors are dirty. I hate them.”--Ellen L.
“I am open to the universe and it…sends me things…what the
heck does
that mean?”--O’Connor
“Brain tumors shouldn’t be so funny. But they are.”--Gwen F.
“Nobody gives your presents and everybody’s mad at
you.”--Kennedy
(describing what happens if you elope)
“That makes me feel more pathetic than I actually
feel!”--Amanda
“Here are the formulas. They’re brown.”--Porter
“This guy is my new girlfriend.”--Catherine L.
“You have a special bond with things that come out of your
vagina.”--Catherine L.
“Ha ha, who needs blood flow?”--Matthew
“I just put nine instead of six. That’s funny to me.”--Matthew
“The world knows when I’m
sad.”--Gwen F.
“I don’t care where you sit, but you’re in the musk ox
group.”--Wagner
“You’re over there with the, uh, musk ox.”--Wagner
“Aah! How am I supposed to pet chinchillas now!?”--Linnea
“I’m disinterested in this because it doesn’t have Greek hoes
in
it.”--Ellen L.
“You and I: gas smugglers.”--Willie
“Emma, we’ve got a new plan. We’re going to take over Ann
Arbor,
Michigan.”--Cullen M.
“Why?”--Emma O-R
“It’s a college town, it’ll be easy.”--Cullen M.
“We’re going to oppress you. That goes without
saying.”--Willie
“If I could sleep on myself I would.”--Gwen F.
“Assistant-type priest”--Wagner
“Lisa, do I seem asexual to you?”--Sarah A.
“I wish I were asexual.”--Lisa
“Trains are heroic.”--Gwen F.
“Placebos, parameciums, they’re the same thing.”--Ellen L.
“That was my bandit face; did you like it?”--Stephanie L.
“Is that creepy?”--Luke H.
“Yes.”--Catherine L.
“My work here is done.”--Luke H.
“Euler was an oily bastard.”--Carolyn
“I bet he had a mustache.”--Ellen L.
“What do you call a group of people?”--Jesse
“Stupid.”--Ellen L.