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Academic Year 2006-2007
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“Man, I wish I were a ghetto underdog.”--Ellen L.
“Once a time machine is involved, it’s not history.”--Dotun
“I like that I’m better than you for no apparent
reason.”--Catherine
L.
“A vector is an arrow. Is that okay?”--Porter
“This is the center of the universe. In case you were
wondering.”--Kennedy
“Do you hate global warming? I think you do!”--Kristen
“Hey, what are you guys doing? You’re not guys.”--Willie
“Don’t Americans have French accents?...duh, they’re
Americans.”--Cullen M.
“…because sometimes I’m John Adams.”--Emma O-R
“She has magic powers. I mean like sort of…she could grow a
chia pet,
maybe.”--Ellen L.
“They’re like spandex pants. They’re pandex.”--Lisa
“I’m not really interested in girl stuff because, let’s face
it, I’m
not a girl.”--Tho
“…it’s a confidence issue, like wearing colorful
underwear.”--Ellen
L.
“Because most of the time women are clothed. In public.”--Tho
“I really like having eyebrows.”--Amanda
“If knowing that Napoleon wore pink socks makes you
happy…”--Cullen
M.
“…and I kill almost everything that comes across my
path.”--Wagner
“Women decided that women shouldn’t have to wear more than
seven pounds
of underwear.”--Leah
“…and Iago’s in love with Jesus.”--Camille
“How could I, like, locate it?”--Porter
“Come on, we have to know the difference between crabs and
seagulls.”--Porter
“Conform, damn you.”--Kara