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 Academic Year 2006-2007

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“If Ecuador were a chick, I’d f**k her.”--Catherine L.

“Wouldn’t it be great to be in Harry Potter’s gut?”--Sarah A.

“Stop eating so smelly!”--Gwen F.

“But soon the baby will be killed by another baby.”--Cullen M.

“That sounds like fun. And by fun I mean death.”--Cullen M.

“So you’re either copying down notes or thinking about hands.”--Midthun

“Why am I not seduced yet?”--Linnea

“So it’s like a surrogate hen?”--Whitney

“He’s saying she’s deceiving him by buying socks.”--Nate

“All pimps are ganchos, but not all ganchos are pimps.”--Wenger

“It’s all about faith, isn’t it?” --Nic
“What, the piano?”--Alex K.

“Arcsine is Jesus!”--Carolyn

“Air was getting in.”--Porter (stapling his pants)

“My fist is a pillow!”--Gwen F.

“Don’t notarize my hair!”--Jesse

“My fingers don’t like fingers.”--Ellen L.

“That’s what IB is about: naked men.”--Joe R.

“Where would you get that many anacondas, anyway?”--Linnea

“You’re messed up, you’re messed up, let’s get together.”--Kennedy

“We don’t get it in English, but apparently in Russian it knocks your socks off.”--Kennedy

“It’s n to the one-fifth power, dawg.”--Catherine L.

“…the guy who lived there was, like, in cahoots with the local mutants…”--Amanda

“¿Son sus podcasts Holy Writ? No.”--Wegner

“He was the stupider of the three.”--Kennedy

“It’s like Gollum, but except for countries.”--Ellen L.

“I’ll wear your corpse as a crown!”--Catherine L.

“Okay, okay, blood is a condiment.”--Cullen M.

“They had trig tables like you wouldn’t believe.”--Porter

“They fake-deathed him.”--Tho