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Academic Year 2006-2007
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“If Ecuador were a chick, I’d f**k her.”--Catherine L.
“Wouldn’t it be great to be in Harry Potter’s gut?”--Sarah A.
“Stop eating so smelly!”--Gwen F.
“But soon the baby will be killed by another baby.”--Cullen M.
“That sounds like fun. And by fun I mean death.”--Cullen M.
“So you’re either copying down notes or thinking about
hands.”--Midthun
“Why am I not seduced yet?”--Linnea
“So it’s like a surrogate hen?”--Whitney
“He’s saying she’s deceiving him by buying socks.”--Nate
“All pimps are ganchos, but not all ganchos are
pimps.”--Wenger
“It’s all about faith, isn’t it?” --Nic
“What, the piano?”--Alex K.
“Arcsine is Jesus!”--Carolyn
“Air was getting in.”--Porter (stapling his pants)
“My fist is a pillow!”--Gwen F.
“Don’t notarize my hair!”--Jesse
“My fingers don’t like fingers.”--Ellen L.
“That’s what IB is about: naked men.”--Joe R.
“Where would you get that many anacondas, anyway?”--Linnea
“You’re messed up, you’re messed up, let’s get
together.”--Kennedy
“We don’t get it in English, but apparently in Russian it
knocks your
socks off.”--Kennedy
“It’s n to the one-fifth power, dawg.”--Catherine L.
“…the guy who lived there was, like, in cahoots with the local
mutants…”--Amanda
“¿Son sus podcasts Holy Writ? No.”--Wegner
“He was the stupider of the three.”--Kennedy
“It’s like Gollum, but except for countries.”--Ellen L.
“I’ll wear your corpse as a crown!”--Catherine L.
“Okay, okay, blood is a condiment.”--Cullen M.
“They had trig tables like you wouldn’t believe.”--Porter
“They fake-deathed him.”--Tho