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Academic Year 2006-2007
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“Mootiest point ever.”--Cullen M.
“We were afraid that our soldiers would start burning innocent
people.
And we don’t like that.”--Willie
“What about bacteria? They chill. They chill in
yoghurt.”--Chase
“That’s why I’m going to kill her, because she’s not giving me
attention.”--Ellen L.
“Um, our whole table is Hidalgo.”--Laura
“…my esteemed position in the Church and my relative closeness
to the
Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost…”--Keith
“He’s a nice Satan.”--Sarah A.
“I will prove it!; that’s what digging bones is all
about!”--Joe H.
“It’s called a gelatoid or something. It’s like a robot made
of
gelatin.”--Ellen L.
“”That’s called insomnia, it’s not because you’re a
man.”--Lisa
“It’d be like electing Jesus.”--Ellen L.
“Look, we’re like antagonistic muscles!”--Catherine L.
“I’d be like, a gangster.”--Sarah A.
“You two! Stop doing things!”--Carolyn
“If God didn’t write a column, it would be like that.”--Cullen
M.
“…his contemporaries and his non-contemporaries…”--Cullen
M.
“Sad! The last wookie?”--Emma O-R
“Convergence of evidence, biatch!”--Cullen M.
“Gangrene, duh!”--Caitlin
“You know what’s like the metric system except stupider? The
British.”--Ellen L.
“Why, mothers, why?”--Lukas
“He’d be like, ‘I’m doomed to be a transvestite porn star all
my
life.’”--Lukas
“Take that, Atlantic Ocean!”--Emma O-R
“Smallest Kandor ever!”--Ellen L.
“And by ‘we’ I mean ‘me’.”--Ellen L.
“e both sides.”--Porter
“Blue like strawberries. Sad strawberries.”--Catherine L.
“Preanniversary.”--Ellen L.
“I owe you all a unified theory of everything.”--Cullen M.
“He’s going to be like, ‘I’m going to smother you.’ And that’s
sad.”--Tho
“Whenever I say ‘syph’ someone laughs. And I like
that.”--Catherine
L.