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Academic Year 2005-2006
Physics:
“It’s that chicken deodorant.”--Michael D.
“Yes, I’m bleeding!”--Ellen L.
“If I include every particle in the universe in my system,
what can I
say about its momentum?”--Bergseid
“It’s big.”--Dima
“Where does electricity come from?”--Bergseid
“God.”--Katie H.
“What would I get if I cut a magnet in half?”--Bergseid
“Two magnets?”--Claire
“I’m not going to eat this apple because I’m going to die
soon.”--Bergseid
“What if I’m going to spear fish with a laser?”--Bergseid
“Are you saying my baby is unattractive?”--Joe R.
“Yes!”--Catharine L. and Eliese
English:
“F you, rules of language!”--Dundon
“Go away and let me be in denial.”--Dundon
“I realized that some people come to my class stoned...and
that was
interesting.”--Dundon
“Nothing you do is annoying…yet. We’ll keep you
posted.”--Dundon
“I think it’s immoral to kill a bee. Except when it lands on
you or
looks at you funny. Then it had to die…I say a little bee
prayer and
hope the queen doesn’t come and kill me in my sleep.”--Dundon
“It’s great when you accept that you’re going to hell…you can
jump off
buildings, you can fly!”--Dundon
“It’s like Tourette’s Syndrome hair.”--Dundon
“God wouldn’t have you kill yourself, he’s have a tow truck
fall on you
from the sky.”--Ben K.
“I want you to put an octopus on your head…now are brains are
being
controlled.”--Ellen L.
“My hat is my life.”--Ellen L.
“We have literary sex.”--Ellen L.