“Are you saying being nice to me is like watching paint dry?”

“I’m not crazy, I just conduct electricity.”

“Quadsolve: It’s what we do.”

“You’re an idio--wait, I’m the one hugging the orange juice.”

“Are you saying that if I grow a beard I’ll lose my personality traits?”

“Stop eating so smelly!”

“The world knows when I’m sad.”

“If I could sleep on myself I would.”

“He’s so cool. He’s got pet pigs and fires like everywhere.”

“It’s a running joke; it has nothing to do with actual soft core porn.”

“I decided basically to feel up my refrigerator…”

“Nooooooooo! I mean, maaaaaaybeeeee!”