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 Academic Year 2003-2004

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Lunch:

“Actually, my dust mite blew up your cat!”--Rich

“Are you saying his dust mite is less of a pet than your dead cat?”--Jonathan

“I see dead books.”--Jonathan
“Do you see live books?”
“No.”

“Stop it, John! You’ve even ruining our ameba!”--Katie H.

“Hello, you ingrates! Who wants candy?”--DoTune

“It’s like they say, boys will be boys.”
“As opposed to girls, who change sex regularly.”--Seth

“I’m a second-hand pirate”--Sybylla

“I have green boobs.”--Bryce

“God damn it!”--Catherine L.
“Catherine, you are God.”--Jesse
“Oh, yeah. Uh, me, damn it.”--Catharine L.


History:

“Who’s Rosetta Stone?”--Eric S.

“No, Eric! You can’t die before Lord of the Rings!”--Grace

  
Spanish:

“The Pope doesn’t have a phone number! Unless he has a cell phone...”--Robbie

“Hello, Pope speaking.”--Haven

“Derecho is like right, only wrong!”--Carolyn

“She’s almost as pretty as Einstein and not quite as smart as Julia Roberts.”--Ian

“Voy a los Andes.”--Allie
“There are two Andys in this class.”--Ian

“Ana va a Chile por tres mesas”--Emma O-R

“Stupid smart people.”--Jonathan

“Who needs more body parts?”--Spanish sub
“I don’t have any.”--Jonathan

“El trophy wife.”--Kara

“I’m not a dork and a half, I’m a dork an three quarters!”--Emily W.

“No one likes condom fairies, OKAY?”--Emily W.

“I DON’T KNOW HOW TO COUNT IN SPANISH!”--Haven

“Silence, yo. I mean, silencio.”--Haven