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Academic Year 2003-2004
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Biology:
“Oh my god. Catharine, what’s my last name!?”--Ellen L.
“I’d rather not be like a giant slug, thank you very
much.”--Ms. W-B
“What are you, a plant!?”--Ms. W-B
“Who left their male parts on the table?”--Ms. W-B
“Whose female parts are these?’--Mrs. W-B
“I think those are mine.”--Brooks
“Boys are easy. Do them first.”--Ms. W-B
“Death to the zygote!”--Ms. W-B
“Gametes are a waste of time.”--Corey
“…’Cause he wasn’t to be a sperm when he grows up!”--Haven
“When were you born?”--Cat
“I don’t remember”--Emma O-R
“Didn’t you know? Joseph Lister is now officially
England.”--Collier
“What don’t you want an organism to do so it’s safe?”--Ms. W-B
“Die?”--Catherine L.
“I want a glowing mouse. I’d name it Sparky.”--Bryce
“Superweed!”--Mrs. W-B
“If it killed you you’d be dead.”--Mrs. W-B
“Dung beetles!”--Luke L.
“He’s trying to court me!”--Collier
“…….The relative frequency of the resistance gene compared
with the
sorry-you-die gene.”--Mrs. W-B
“Was that a teacher I heard condoning violence!?”--Collier
“YES!”--Luke L.
“Can you drown in the gene pool?”--Bryce
“If you’re stupid enough.”--Alex M.
“You need a lifeguard.”--Collier
“IB, therefore I BS”--Max
“Are snails unicellular?”--Ms. Hartmark
“They’re fungi!”--Mark
“What is a dichtomus key?”--Ms. Hartmark
“It opens the dictomus door!”--Haven
“What did Neanderthals look like?”--Mrs. W-B
“Fun-KAY!”--Max
“Brysus uglius.”--Bryce
“Titmouse!”--Max
“Then people can make fun of your genes!”--Elliot Vaughn
“Yeah Alex, your genes are terrible!”--Bryce Anderson
“Well, your shoes are ugly.”--Alex Minge
Health:
“Every day at 12:15 I’m going to fall down the stairs.” --Liv
Harder