2008-2009 Academic Year
“Hello?...I’m just painting a pig.”--Christina
“Well, I have a glue stick. But it’s not sticky. Well, it’s
sticky, but
it’s not gluey.”--Emma
“You don’t eat hater tots, you throw them at people.”--Tom
“What’s a hater tot?”--Maria
“A socially negative tater tot.”--Christina
“Just because you have a funny story about it doesn’t make it
true!”--Stephanie
“I am so done with capitalism.”--Molly G.
“He doesn’t get angry; how would he know how to close his
mailbox?”--Emma
“I’m just really happy I haven’t been disenfranchised.”--Molly
G.
“Why did you throw fish at a donkey?”--Jay
“I didn’t, Salvador Dalí did.”--Stephanie
“He was like, ‘eeny, meany, miney, mo…Elizabeth’.”--Jenny
“How did you get so many mustaches?”--Raj
“It just really reminds me of potatoes.”--Raj
“Now I have whales on my feet!”--Molly G.
“Let’s trade.”--Brandon
“I don’t have an obligation to trade with you! You’re not the
federal
government!”--Haskell
“Do you want the fucking frog or not?”--Brandon
“If you were the news, I would kill you.”--Brandon
“It seemed timely, because it mentioned goblins.”--Mike C.
“If a fly can follow me from California to Illinois I guess I
can have
an Arabian Desert Spider in my bathroom.”--Eric
“Do you ever have one of those moments where you look at one
of those
and think it’s an element?...and then you’re like, oh, it’s
Thursday.”--Molly
“Sam is like Italy.”--Vuk
“This is the part where you say you’re going to stab me in my
sleep.”--Vuk (to Brandon)
“I think that was implied.”--Emma
“I wish I could get together with a group of friends and
people would
call it an ‘Enlightenment’.”--Mike C.
“Maybe these chairs should all be Ninja turtles.”--Jason