2007-2008 Academic Year Part 2
“If you like apples, apples have to exist, and if you’re
French, you
exist in the...context of being French.”--Hannah
‘It’s a very strong claim, much more than God is not a
deceiver,
therefore he has a very nice beard...”--Oded
“…and one of the things you do during a revival is you sit on
what’s
called your anxious bench.”--Prof. Stanley
“Did anyone see that article?”--Prof. Stanley
“No”--Class
“Good, it’s wasn’t a good article.”--Prof.
Stanley
“It’s more fun to found a government than to perpetuate
it.”--Ben
“’Loathsome’ is too strong a word. Let’s say ‘icky’.”--Prof.
Stanley
“If Teddy Roosevelt and William James were sitting in opposite
corners
of a pub, who would Twain want to come in and have a beer
with?”--Sam
"Little kids can make fun of 'Tinkle' but they can't make fun
of
'Algae'."--Stephanie
"And all the other tables aspire to be that table."--Hannah
"If they decide to, say, surrender, I will say 'fuck you'. But
in more
presidential, diplomatic terms."--Jon
"It's transmitting the fact that it's a tree."--Alex
S.
"That's not decent."--Haskell
"Well, I'm from Asia."--Adrian
From Professor A. Sanderson:
“Sports athletes: they’re rich, they’re vulgar, they’re a lot
of
things, and I just want to tax them.”
“We’ll be sexist about this, that’s okay.”
“Economists are not horribly sexist, but they are horribly
male.”
“Or if somehow a bomb leveled Detroit…as if you could tell.”
“This seems to be stupidly the position of all three
candidates.”
“Americans do what we do best, we retaliate.”
“…heroine and cocaine and other like-minded products.”
“Ted O’Neil doesn’t say that we’re one of the best research
universities in the world but that we suck at teaching…which
is maybe
true.”
“Are they going to be happy orange juice campers or sad orange
juice
campers?”