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"Thank you, but I've got a finely adjusted fingernail here.
Turns
out it's just the right gauge, too."
"It's not an exciting game. It's the gambling and knives
associated
with it that are exciting."
"I didn't even start as a programmer. I was a chemist for a
few years
but I kept getting sucked into the Dark Side."
"I felt a certain empathy for those creatures. I also felt an
urge to
shoot them."
"I want you to get in touch with your inner HTML."
"Have you been sufficiently boggled today?"
"Fashion is really important to geeks."
"If the moon were made of cheese the French would have
colonized it
first. The French would have had their priorities straight."
"Someday when you're and old person you'll wake up one night
from a
nightmare about binary numbers."
"Yeah, they're symbols. It's called mathematics.”--Dobosh
"That seems like cheating."-Girl
"Yeah, so let's take advantage of it."--Dobosh
"Some things in life are wonderful. Chemistry, yes; physics,
no."
"Rabbits can multiply like rabbits."
"I'm going to intergerize...”
"Suppose I was inventing a number system and I was Bugs Bunny
and
not...me
"Now I've moved up to 8 mega pixels. Life is good!"
"Well, that's always the other option: if it doesn't work,
kill it!"
"Oh, that's it: everyone's mind is boggled."
"Don't tell Peter in the English department. He thinks I
actually read
books. Ha!"
"I just bought 5 Kg of something. How much does it REALLY
weigh?"
About computer programming: "It grows on you. Like a fungus."
"I just wanted you to understand that there is some connection
between
what you see and hear and the computer. And that it's not
black magic."
"Friday will be pretending it is Wednesday."
“Transistors come in two flavors."
"I don't know the alphabet either. That's why I have a
computer do
this."
"Any of you addicted to online poker? I strongly suggest that
you don't
because nowadays you're just playing against little robots."
"That toddler needed skills to be able to enter the room and
spot the
cookies. I can do that. I consider it one of my best skills."