FSM 4



“Just start jumping and I’ll give you the worksheets later.”  --Steve

“Steve!  The war on Iraq fell on my head!”  --Nino

“It keeps getting more repetitive every time you say it.”  --Jonathan D.

“You married him too?  Poor Bloom!”  --Emma O-R

“Well, at least I’m pregnant.”  --Darrin

“Big Pinecone time.”  --Andrés

“What’s a bishop?”  --Dane

“Freedom is coming.  I have to move.”  --Emma O-R

“Just put them both in the trunk and see who’s still alive when you open it.”  --Sarah

“I am Anna, hear me roar!”  --Anna

“This is my deathbed and none shall challenge me!”  --Andrés


“We have a really short week today.”  --Emma O-R

“Are you attached to your mosses or can I throw them away?”  --Steve

“I’m related to me.”  --Steve

“It might be a little upside-down.”  --Steve

“But if you put a cinnamon whale in the water it would dissolve, wouldn’t it?”  --Matt

“Will eat for food.”  --Eric

“I’m bright! I’m shining! I’m golden!” (Ben C.)
“I’m Matthew.” –Matthew

“I am a divine revelation.”  --Anna

“That’s after the next ice age, Ben.”  --Matthew

“They said jump and you jumped...or worried about being burned at the stake.”  --Steve



“I am the gloveless supervisor of death.”  --Nathan

“Ahhhh!  My teeth fell out!  Oh, never mind, I put them back in.”  --Kari

“Ha, Adam!  The world is round!  No, I mean flat!”  --Darrin

“Ben’s mom is anti-Daniel.  Everyone’s mom is anti-Daniel.”  --Daniel N.

“The murder hasn’t happened yet, unless you count the ants.”  --Andrés

“Daniel!  You take out the ‘e’ and it spells denial!”  --Daniel N.

“Wait!  Did I spell my name right?”  --Daniel N.


“I don’t care what it is!  It’s going in a box!”  --Emma O-R

“I think I’m glad I’m not a croquet ball.”  --Sara

“I walk into the lonely farmhouse…and find…a bunch of people having a party!…and I say, ‘Get out of my house, you stupid partygoers!…The plumber’s coming in half an hour!”  --Adam R. and Ben C.

“Oh no, Abby’s been taken to become the chosen one!” -- Jane

“That’s the first time I’ve heard Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall sung with a harmony part.” --Sarah



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