"When I don't raise an objection, that means I didn't hear!" -Ben S.
" 'Special' worms." -Cristina
"Every toilet is different." -Steve
"Whose poodle is this?" -Susan
"Why did you throw your poodle in the recycling?" -Pat
"I like exploding!" -Kaitlin
"My class isn't here!" -Ben Shea
"I have to go get married, I'll be right back." -Georgia
"I don't have psychic powers, so I can't shuffle." -Pat
"Mia, come quick! We found a pit and we need to see if it's bottomless!" -Jonathan C.
"If I were a chicken, where would I be?"-Dan Roller
"I'm more kiwi than the average patriot!" -Ben C.
"Can I have edible pity?" -Darrin
"Yeah, you're good, you passed all three Ninos." --Nino
."You should be a pumpkin; they're big and scary and orange!" --Hannah C.
"In high school…do you need a…brain?" --Jonathan C.
"Work! What work?" --Uriah
"Winter is a time to be happy, joyful, and cold." --Nathan
"Oh no! The quiz is on my birthday! I don't want to be sick on my birthday!" --Zach
"It's the eel string, because eel starts with E and when you touch an eel, you go 'eek'!" --Matthew
"You mean we have to ask people to give us food and pay us for it?! --Pat
"I was going to try some dog food, but I thought it might be addictive." --Jane
"Time flies when you're kicking people in the shins!" --Andrés
"Ah! The flies are attractive!!" --David G-P
"Hello…yes, this a burglar." --Jane
"Jacob, don't you have something to yell?" --Darrin